Where ‘The View’ Is?

“Who’s next?!”

With the departure of Star Jones and more recently Rosie O’Donnel, the View has been looking a lot better with Elisabeth Hasselbeck and even Joy Behar keeping the decrepit Barbara Walters company. But with these empty seats needing a gross ass to fill, the View has been looking at these prospective hosts: Kathy Griffin, Whoopi Goldberg, and Sherry Shephard. According to a View spokesman:

We love all three, but it’s too early to make any announcement.

The View has had more member changes than Destiny’s Child. Even if they are trying to fill the female Al-Roker and annoying white woman spots, it won’t be long before they too will be thrown off. In the end it will just be Barbara Walters drinking during a live taping and beating Behar to death with a bottle of Jack Daniels.

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