Deacs is Busted

Deacon (Pete Greene), the backstabbing dude in the best movie ever created, “Blue Streak,” was allegedly caught buying two bags of crack in broad daylight in a “hand-to-hand” deal in Manhattan’s Alphabet City. In addition, according to TMZ,

the arrest report says that a police officer recovered “two plastic bags … from defendant’s front jeans pocket.” Greene was arraigned, spent Tuesday night in jail, and plead guilty to criminal possession yesterday. Today, he’s a free man, having been sentenced to time served.

What’s it with this dude and shiny rocks. You’d think the diamond was enough! Also, based on the above picture, there’s no way I could tell Pete Greene was a crack head. A sunken in, bony face is the new cool thing to have. For extra “cool,” hit your face against the wall a few times to get the perfect red complexion.