Paris Hilton and Sloppy Seconds: You Are What You Bang

Paris Hilton was supposedly caught making out with Mischa Barton’s ex, Cisco Adler. In addition, a TMZ spy reported that Paris gave Cisco a lap dance.

I’m sure that lap dance isn’t the only thing Paris gave Cisco. I may not have seen it, but I’m quite sure the lap dance was sloppy. I didn’t bother to reach Mischa Barton for comment because I didn’t feel like listening to someone puke on the phone.

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