Germans ALSO Hate Tom Cruise

I call this picture: “Serious… Constipation.”

While filming his new movie about the assassination attempt on Hitler in Germany, Tom Cruise, has been facing criticism from the German people. Germans have been comparing Cruise to the Nazi propaganda minister Joseph Goebbels, calling Cruise’s Scientology a:

totalitarian organization.

Meanwhile Scientology fired back calling German Protestants:

irresponsible [and] wrongheaded

Who the hell uses the word wrongheaded? That is the problem with Scientology. Cruise and Scientologists wouldn’t be facing this criticism if they weren’t so damn weird about everything. All the Church had to do was make fun of the fact that Germans love David Hasselhoff and rest of the world would’ve been like, “Oohh Snap, they got you there Germany.”

Whattup Zenu!
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