What’s with Heather Locklear?

Heather Locklear was spotted at Malibu beach over this past weekend and she has left me absolutely confused. I’m not quite sure what she is doing with her man-friend, but I’m pretty sure it’s a sex position or a great pick-up line. Women love men who can curl human beings. Suckers for large arms and pecs. I would know. I can practically rip a tree out of the ground with my ears.

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