Rihanna is Number One

Rihanna has topped the charts with her single “Umbrella” for an amazing 10 weeks, which pretty much makes her an idol to worship. In addition, this is the longest running number one single in over a decade.

In an imaginary interview between myself and Rihanna, she would like to thank her personal trainer that helped teach her to spread her legs like a three dollar whore. I’m not quite sure what she sings, but I think I saw her vagina. Giggity.

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