Bjork Likes it Black

“Bjork’s signature dance move, the “Hanging Cat”, never took off in clubs.”

Bjork was recently on the Lower East Side of NYC with her yacht parked near Long Island City. Her yacht, which is all black, sparked some commentary by one Page Six spy:

It’s unusual in that it is all black. Most yachts like that are mostly white.

This is Bjork’s attempt to be edgy. Of course you can’t be different when you own a yacht, just rich and an asshole. The spy couldn’t read the boat’s name because it was:

scrawled in very choppy letters.

This is another attempt to be unique because it is probably in Icelandic, which is the language of Bjork’s hometown of Iceland. But if she really wanted to be different, she should do something nuts like drink seal’s blood. Wait what? You mean they already do that in Iceland? Hmm back to the drawing board.

Post by OverAdulthood: We prefer snake blood.