Amy Winehouse Needs Charm School

July 20, 2007

Posted in: Amy Winehouse

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British jazz crooner Amy Winehouse needs a lesson in good manners. The singer was performing in Cornwall, England when she forgot some lyrics and then allegedly spat into the crowd. Nice. According to Page Six of the New York Post:

Folks at her Eden Project show in Cornwall, England, the other night say the beehive-haired pop cutie seemed frustrated when she forgot some lyrics, then worked up some saliva and spat into the crowd.

Now that’s just messed up. It’s not the audience’s fault that she forgot the lyrics, or looks like a transvestite. Among other things, it doesn’t make sense why someone would spit into the crowd for forgetting lyrics. Why not just pretend you’re drunk, pass out and save your dignity? That seems to be the “get out of jail free” card in Hollywood these days anyway. According to a fan at the show:

Members of her entourage were coming onto the stage, obviously worried she couldn’t go on, and she would just shout ‘F**k off’ at them.

If I were in her crew, I would be very afraid. That Amy’s got some balls…and a penis. Besides her soaring testosterone levels, her hair is also used as a trap to catch predators. We hear that’s where Milli Vanilli and George Michael have been hiding.

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{ 4 comments }

jp July 20, 2007 at 3:35 pm

Pete and Amy sittin in a tree….

this website sucks now July 23, 2007 at 12:32 am

wow this website has went straight down the shitter…

phox July 23, 2007 at 8:19 am

Your life has come down to you insulting a celebrity gossip blog at 32 min past midnight on a Sunday night. Good thing you don’t start work at Arby’s till noon.

drdisaia July 23, 2007 at 8:55 am

Looks like she might need rehab too while you are at it.

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