Charlie Sheen Buys Punching Bag, Gets Married!

“I’m getting married? I PROPOSED?! Where am I? Where is Emilio?”

Charlie Sheen is getting married again. The Hollywood Jerk has decided to give up hookers and blow again to try this crazy thing called marriage. His fiance, an aspiring actress named Brooke Mueller, 29, will now be taking all of Charlie’s abuse love. According to MSNBC, the two met at a party at Brett Ratner’s house.

Charlie’s show, “Two and a Half Men,” was recently rated the number one comedy in the United States. They must have only rated it against other CBS shows like JAG. Charlie Sheen wasn’t available for comment as he will be celebrating his bachelor party from now till the morning of the wedding.

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