Shia LaBeouf NEEDS to Calm Down!

“I watch movies because of the beauty on the left, not the punk on the right.”

Shia LaBeouf may be able to pull off the quirky action hero but he still needs to relax himself. According to Page Six, Labeouf spoke about his comedy career at 10. He said:

It was just really disgusting, dirty jokes. I had to win over drunks so I couldn’t get up there and talk about 10-year-old stuff like my first kiss. People ate it up because they had never seen a world-weary Richard Pryor 10-year-old with a bowl cut before.

Comparing yourself to Richard Pryor? I didn’t see Transformers because of some lanky bitch of a movie actor. I saw it because of robots and hot chicks. He was the garnish of the movie. Sort of when they put egg rolls on a piece of lettuce. Remember this (cuz I do):

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