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Shia LaBeouf NEEDS to Calm Down!

July 12, 2007

Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox

“I watch movies because of the beauty on the left, not the punk on the right.”

Shia LaBeouf may be able to pull off the quirky action hero but he still needs to relax himself. According to Page Six, Labeouf spoke about his comedy career at 10. He said:

It was just really disgusting, dirty jokes. I had to win over drunks so I couldn’t get up there and talk about 10-year-old stuff like my first kiss. People ate it up because they had never seen a world-weary Richard Pryor 10-year-old with a bowl cut before.

Comparing yourself to Richard Pryor? I didn’t see Transformers because of some lanky bitch of a movie actor. I saw it because of robots and hot chicks. He was the garnish of the movie. Sort of when they put egg rolls on a piece of lettuce. Remember this (cuz I do):

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{ 43 comments }

Kris July 12, 2007 at 2:58 pm

Did you even know who Shia LaBeouf was before this movie came out? He has been in show business since he was a small child. I don’t think he was seriously comparing himself to Richard Pryor. I think he was just stating the fact that people weren’t used to seeing a child use such language. If you knew anything about him, you would know what type of family he came from and you would understand that he has come a long way. So, let’s not criticize his every move and hopefully this child actor turned adult actor can actually make it without being completely f**ked like the rest of young hollywood.

cat July 12, 2007 at 6:08 pm

omg shut up! he has a humor and thats his unique way of doing it. he said dirty jokes at an adult comedy at an early age and people said its like watching a 50 year old man in a 10 year body. do research before you talk shit.

wendy July 13, 2007 at 1:21 am

wth…jealous much? he’s an amazing actor. more than i can say about the angelina jolie wannabe without an ass.

Maegan. July 13, 2007 at 2:25 am

obviously you went to see transformers because of the machinery and tits. And guess what, that lanky bitch of a movie actor gets to work with the tits.
And you just get to write about it.
aww.. pumpkin.
Btw, Holes was a great movie. Tits like Lindsay Lohan did ridiculous movies like that when they were 10-14 too.
Get over yourself. I dont read your blog because of you, I read it because of who your writing about. I guess, you’re the letuce under the egg rolls.
hehe

mimzy July 13, 2007 at 11:21 am

geez, Loiuse, you need to take the advice you’re handing out. calm the fuck down.

secretagentman July 13, 2007 at 11:42 am

Cant wait til the truth comes out about this lying little bastard. His hippie parents conveniently ‘lost’ his birth certificate, but he really is the age he says he is, really. Bull.

Rod July 13, 2007 at 12:07 pm

I have never been to your blog before, but man dude you are an ass! Shia is an incredible actor. I suppose you never heard of a little movie called Disturbia. Absolutely incredible. You are a douche and I won’t ever come back here again.

Pumpkin Poo July 13, 2007 at 1:06 pm

shia was the best part of the movie. megan fox could have been any chick.

ko July 13, 2007 at 1:19 pm

Only reason I came here from dlisted was bc I saw Shia’s name.
He is s sweetheart. Was a total gentleman when I met him back in the day (Even Stevens) and again very recently (Indiana 4).
He ate with the crew on the Indiana Jones set, which shows respect and class.
And he is ridiculously focused and driven and level-headed…which when you add the fact that he is a disciplined, great actor is pretty remarkable.
Umm, also he is smokin’ hot. Like River Phoenix, Keanu Reeves, Ryan Gosling and yummy spice mixed together and molded into a 21 yr old.

You don’t have to talk sh*t just to fill the void.
Get over yourself.
And finally, I agree with Rod “You are a douche.”

Adam July 13, 2007 at 1:26 pm

Fact: WORST BLOG EVER

CASHEW NUTS July 13, 2007 at 1:28 pm

Hello Shia LeBeouf is an amazing kid. He is very intelligent and well versed.

He is witty for his age, very funny and trust me, he knows how to crack jokes and make fun of himself..

Leave the kid alone!!

ruth July 13, 2007 at 1:32 pm

seriously. shut the fuck up and dont hate on shia. holes wasn’t even that bad, and you act like he wrote the script himself or something. he’s insanely funny. and all you are is insanely jealous. and it’s not like he’s some spencer pratt, or brandon davis or someone useless and worthless. lock it up, haters.

Danielle July 13, 2007 at 1:33 pm

I love Shia LaBeuff! I didnt know who he was until Disturbia but ever since then I have a new crush. Mind you he is 8 yrs younger than me, he has something. He is the new IT actor!!

Michael July 13, 2007 at 1:54 pm

This kid is the epitome of the spoiled Hollywood jackass with connections. It’s a sign of the times that even one person would defend him, let alone a whole gallery of whackjobs.

BeTH July 13, 2007 at 2:33 pm

Are you kidding me? Shia is one great actor! Watched him on Even Stevens, Holes, I Robots, Constantine, The Greatest Game Ever Played, and he was just amazing in Transformers. Dude! You’re just hating on the kid!

JM July 13, 2007 at 2:51 pm

I completely agree with you… this kids had no fucking clue how to act… he also needs to learn to STFU… Richard Pryor?! Are you fucking kidding me?!

AW! July 13, 2007 at 2:56 pm

I think he’s cute. He’s no Richard Pryor, of course, but Transformers was a good movie (and he did a good job in it.) Hopefully, he’ll get some weight & muscle as he gets older, so he won’t be such a creampuff.

Fucking Bullshit July 13, 2007 at 4:45 pm

“People ate it up because they had never seen a world-weary Richard Pryor 10-year-old with a bowl cut before.”

He did not say he was comparing himself to Richard Pryor when you read sentences you should read the whole thing and maybe you would get it. It just means that when he was 10 he was using verbage and bad language/stories “like” Richard Pryor and he’s right….and besides it was just an example so people who didnt know anything about him could get an idea of his stand up. I’ve seen him back in the day…he’s hilarious and racy even when he was just a lil guy so seriously learn how to comprehend sentences before you go blasting off about shit that he didn’t even say/think. They are sooooo many fucking tools that act and he is not one of them. I have a job where I get to work with a lot of celebs and he is by far one of the nicest sincere guys in that scene and blows many of the fucking tools that you hold high and say they are cool well fuck that.

Mia LePoof July 13, 2007 at 6:46 pm

Shia??? LeBeouf???

Shit LeDouche

Talentless hack and nowhere near good looking enough for a “movie star”

Gonzalo July 13, 2007 at 6:52 pm

this bunch of losers wont even remember shia’s rat face in a couple of years, but now they feel personally offended just because you accurately said he is an asshole and he is absolutely overrated, stating the obvious fact about that crappy movie being succesful because of its special effects, crazy media buzz, and transformers fan base, but ok, let them think shia was born to save the movie industry

Just wait till a real movie under his name appears

and don’t mention diturbia

good blog, don’t pay attention to these feet licker losers

Gonzalo July 13, 2007 at 6:55 pm

and excuse me for the “losers” losers

lame July 13, 2007 at 9:07 pm

Man someone is jealous…

trista July 13, 2007 at 10:20 pm

What a gaping bunch of ball-lickers, do you guys even listen to yourselves? You’d think Shia was Mother Theresa, the way you guys are defending him. As it so happens, he is just another over-rated hollywood hack.

lolllzorrrr July 13, 2007 at 11:47 pm

he’s such a good actor. he plays his rolls so casually it doesnt even seem like acting. he’s beleivable in all the characters he plays. i don’t see how someone could think he has no talent.

Numbnut July 14, 2007 at 9:50 am

Geez. Get an education. Shia used Pryor’s name as a metaphor, he wasn’t saying he was as talented as Pryor. Anyone with a brain (or anyone who knows metaphors) would know what Shia meant.

cai July 14, 2007 at 11:22 am

Numbnut – he does not understand “metaphors” unless maybe they’re robots…

Bail July 14, 2007 at 11:42 am

I don’t think he meant he was the Richard Pryor of comedy or even on Richards level. I think he meant it in the context of he was a kid telling jokes and cussing or off-color like Richard not that he was even as funny as Richard.

f@% this site July 14, 2007 at 9:06 pm

shia laBeouf is more talented then this moderators’ whole family history, stop hating!

jtreehorn July 15, 2007 at 1:16 pm

Whatevs, Shia is a fucking phony and before you know it you’ll all see that!

DirtyDisher July 16, 2007 at 2:13 am

Oh man, you got you ass kicked for that post. LMAO!

B July 16, 2007 at 12:59 pm

Wow!! I know u feel like shit for posting this trash. Bitch.

silver July 17, 2007 at 10:00 am

Are you serious??? I left dlisted.com as well because I saw Shia’s name. I used to watch him on Even Steven’s and from then I knew he would be more than just some kid on the Disney’s channel. I guess you hating on him was an attempt to get people to visit your website??? It worked but only for a little while… Now it’s time for me to go back to a real website… peace!!!!!

chava July 17, 2007 at 2:02 pm

I LOVE SHIA AND THINK HE IS HOT. THE THINKING WOMANS SEX SYMBOL. aND I LOVE HIS HIPPIE HERITAGE. HIS PERSONALITY REMINDS ME OF RIVER PHOENIX THOUGH THEY DON’T LOOK ALIKE

audrey July 24, 2007 at 6:17 pm

haha wtf
u are soo stupid seriously

ur just a stupid jelous bitch who
cant get over the fact that shia is
an amazing actor

do us all a favor and take ur negative comments and
shove them up you ass

kaythanksss

ashlee July 24, 2007 at 6:19 pm

haha u are sooo stupid ,what a bitch,get over yourself

ashlee July 24, 2007 at 6:19 pm

shia is hott unlike you

Yasmin August 2, 2007 at 1:04 am

WTF?! Shia is amazing and far from a douchebag. Are you people f***ing praising crack head Lohan?? He is anything but that! He is such a great actor and he is going to be even bigger as long as he keeps his head on straight. Stupid blog!

sammy September 9, 2007 at 10:22 pm

SHIA IS SOOOOOOOO FERAKIN HOT. SHUT UP THAT HE HAS NO TALENT

Lisa September 10, 2007 at 12:57 pm

All of these people have obviously never met Shia LaBeof or even spoken to him,they’ve only seen his movies. Shia is a decent young actor but a REAL PRICK as a human being! He has already let stardom blow his head up over his little ass body. Too bad! I recently met this guy in Vegas @ TAO, what an arrogant a**hole he is! I will boycott all of his movies post our meeting! I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I WORK WAY TO HARD FOR MY $$$ TO MAKE A**HOLES RICH!

BOOHOO FOR YOU SHIA, GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR A**!

BOYCOTT THIS PRICK!

Meat from God December 24, 2007 at 4:55 am

Aww!!! He’s funny you know. Even in a serious movie like Bobby. And dun forget, in the Best Game Ever Played he’s
GREAT! Shia really an actor, not just “the punk on the right.”

Derek January 5, 2008 at 8:32 pm

I loved his movie Holes!!! I wish i could meet him some day!!!
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"Z" January 5, 2008 at 8:42 pm

OMG! Me & my BFFL ttly <3 shia lebeouf but that chick w/ him is ttly ugly!! What is ur prob? we ttly <3 him and want to ttly meet him some day lyk ttly!!! ps he is ttly SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PISSED OFF January 23, 2008 at 1:25 pm

IDK who the hell u think u r 2 b talking about Shia like that but i don’t think he would have been hired 4 so many movies if he was a bad actor plus he’s an example of young actors who don’t just act in one TV series and r forgotten but work their asses off 2 make it in Hollywood Shia Lebouf is a great (not 2 mention ABSOLUTELY HOTT!!!)actor
So next time u decide 2 say something like that get the facts straight
U FUCKIN JEALOUS HATER!!!

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