Miss N.J Won’t Win Miss USA!

“The only trash in Jersey to get picked up.”

The blackmail photos finally came to light in regards to the Miss N.J scandal. The photos, which were pulled from Amy Polumbo’s facebook were released by her in an attempt to squash this scandal. The pictures show her boyfriend at the time attempting to bite her breasts, her spread eagle on a limousine, and other provocative poses. Her response on the Today Show was:

It’s not a very ladylike manner. But I’m not a robot. I’m also a theater major. It was a mistake with my friends, acting silly … What I think is OK, someone else’s eyebrows could be raised.

Everyone has the right to be a drunk ass from time to time. Posting it on your facebook only confirms you’re an idiot. But the reason why she won’t win isn’t because of these photos, it is because she is ugly. Some girls have a cute button nose. Her nose looks like a giant safety pin I used to see this old lady wear while serving lunch and it would generally say something filthy like, “I’m hot for hot dogs.”

Post by Over Adulthood: I ain’t drunk enuff to do that!