Kelly Clarkson NEEDS Paris Press

I used these pics because when they are together they are at their worst.

Kelly Clarkson must be really desperate to sell records in order to have Paris Hilton help her with press. The two were spotted at a restaurant called Koi. Paris Hilton generated a lightning storm of paparazzi while Clarkson generated the equivalent to rubbing your socks on a carpet.

So what can be taken from this recent event? Maybe as a return favor, Kelly will help Paris write a song. Perhaps a follow up to “the stars are blind,” something along the well thought out lines of “the moon is deaf.” Other suggestions include: “the sun is crippled” and “the earth keeps shitting on the rug.”

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