I used these pics because when they are together they are at their worst.
Kelly Clarkson must be really desperate to sell records in order to have Paris Hilton help her with press. The two were spotted at a restaurant called Koi. Paris Hilton generated a lightning storm of paparazzi while Clarkson generated the equivalent to rubbing your socks on a carpet.
So what can be taken from this recent event? Maybe as a return favor, Kelly will help Paris write a song. Perhaps a follow up to “the stars are blind,” something along the well thought out lines of “the moon is deaf.” Other suggestions include: “the sun is crippled” and “the earth keeps shitting on the rug.”
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Ok, don’t make it seem like they went together – because they WERE NOT there together. Merely a coincidence. And why would Kelly need Paris’ help selling albums?? Paris can’t even sell her own. Nobody really likes Paris, I don’t know why the media goes crazy over her. Kelly’s got the #1 album in the world all on her own.
Maybe Kelly should give Paris some tips on how to stay out of jail and how to keep her snatch from being flashed on video.
Don’t be such a god damn fool. They were not there together, in fact they left seperately too and the TMZ video spliced it to seem like they left the same time. You people are so gullible.
Guess that Kelly was afraid that Clive would sign Paris up, make her record all the songs that Kelly turned down, and then promote the dickens out of that when it comes, while slagging Kelly every chance those two got. So she got to Paris first before Clive could get his mitts on her. :-p
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