Brandon Davis: Now a COMPLETE Jerk

Brandon Davis isn’t a celebrity. At least Paris took a few inches for fame. The only inches Davis has ever taken was to his waste. Recently Brandon Davis was at his brother’s wedding reception the other day. According to Page Six, he was:

Getting into a huge fight with his dad. Brandon got so upset, he sent tables crashing . . . he had to be carried out of the reception.

At his brother’s wedding reception? You have to be a real low life scum to do that. If he made a toast insulting his brother, even that would be forgivable as long as he didn’t offend the bride. Knocking over tables and fighting with your pops? There is only one way out of this Bran-dome, sucking down nine cold hard inches and saying goodbye… to your reservations on gay porn. Suggested titles include:

Oil Heir Buys Round of Lube Jobs

Bring the Heat, Brandon’s got the Oil

Fire Crotch Vs. Oil Balls: Let Love Burn!

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