Eva Longoria Knows Gifts!

“Rocks are pulled by the gravity of Tony Parker’s head.”

Before getting married, Eva Longoria decided to treat her bridesmaids with a little something something. According to TMZ, instead of cheap handbag or something less tacky like a card, Longoria gave her friends Van Cleef and Arpels Sweet Alhambra bracelets. I don’t know what those are but they sound expensive. Most of my gifts end with the letters “onopoly.”

The bracelet features mother-of-pearl clover charms on 18k gold. The bracelet hasn’t even been released to the public yet. I guess when you’re a big name celebrity, people feel sorry for the fact that your husband’s head is the same size as the sport he plays. Oooh!

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