Scarlett Johansson has a Nose Ring?

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Scarlett Johansson was spotted with a nose ring. Not a cute little stud in her nostril, but a ring through her septum. This is the type of shit I expect from rebellious teens whose parents won’t let them cross the street or, better yet, from a bull who chases around men with a red cape, which leaves me with one question. What else does she do like a bull? Have sex with cows? How sick would that be. “Scarlett Johansson swears off men for an utter.” However, I still don’t feel threatened. Utters suck. Sure they have 4, but there’s only so many places to put it.

{ 4 comments }

Underbheit July 4, 2007 at 10:05 pm: Its “udders” not “utters”
Duffman July 4, 2007 at 10:57 pm: I think its hawt…
Moose July 5, 2007 at 4:32 pm: she was also apparently spotted being a fatty.
Moose July 5, 2007 at 4:32 pm: seriously…. look how fat she is!

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Scarlett Johansson has a Nose Ring?

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