Paris Hilton Thanks Inmates for Support

Paris Hilton thanked her fellow inmates for coping behind bars. Of course she couldn’t offer her appreciation because none of the inmates had bars which she could “thank.” According to the Chronicle, Paris said,

“All of the inmates were very supportive. There were girls next to me. We could talk through the vents and they were just really sweet.”

Supportive? Inmates are supposed to be shanking, raping, and attacking correctional officers because that’s what prisoners do. They’re in a cage for a reason. Jail isn’t suppose to be a country club. People make weapons out of melted toothbrushes. That’s what jail is about. Melted toothbrushes used as shivs and if it were anything less, it’s obviously not real jail.

Here are pictures of Paris Hilton leaving Larry King Live:

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