Paris Hilton Biopic: The ShawSKANK Redemption

With the Paris Hilton jail scandal winding down, there is rumor that a major film company is negotiating to create a Paris Hilton biopic with Lindsay Lohan as the star and Britney Spears singing the soundtrack, reports the Daily Mail (via M&C).

Considering each major female in this movie has either been in rehab or jail, it should shape up to be the best depiction of white trash in Hollywood. The beauty is the consistency: a lack of talent on both ends.

I can’t really identify with these three women. They’re all worthless. A movie about Paris is as entertaining as eathing moth balls. The material is there: Herpes, Sex Tape, Prison, and being a general Scumbag. It shouldn’t be a strech, which most of these girls already have.

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