Want to Date Jessica Alba?

June 27, 2007

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Jessica Alba revealed that every man she dates must be a little sissy who likes to hang out with her father. According to M & C, Jessica said,

“I like a guy to be in touch with his feelings. He’s also got to be able to hang out with my dad.”

Listen up. I’m a man and men don’t stay in touch with their feelings. We drink beer, watch football, and beat each other up. Watch what? “The Notebook?” Screw that. Let’s put on Ultimate Fighting and kick each other in the stomach. And, since Jessica Alba’s dad is most likely a man, he can join. We’ll kick him in the knees because it’s rude to hit an older man in the stomach. Ya dig?

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{ 7 comments }

Damien June 27, 2007 at 3:31 pm

I’d give it a go…

ME June 28, 2007 at 9:25 am

she sounds more dumb every time she opens her mouth. noid.

Alba June 28, 2007 at 11:03 pm

Do you even have to ask? :)

JPark July 28, 2007 at 9:13 pm

Yup, she is dumb because she doesn’t want to date Chris Benoit (you).

fred December 24, 2007 at 1:12 am

ill give u a go too!?

joey December 24, 2007 at 1:36 am

call me if u want to hook up.(only jessica alba)

210-8502

i’ll be waiting for the call.

i stay in touch with feelings.
nice christmas gift too =)

joey December 24, 2007 at 4:05 am

post bak alba

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