6/27/07

Want to Date Jessica Alba?

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Jessica Alba revealed that every man she dates must be a little sissy who likes to hang out with her father. According to M & C, Jessica said,

“I like a guy to be in touch with his feelings. He’s also got to be able to hang out with my dad.”

Listen up. I’m a man and men don’t stay in touch with their feelings. We drink beer, watch football, and beat each other up. Watch what? “The Notebook?” Screw that. Let’s put on Ultimate Fighting and kick each other in the stomach. And, since Jessica Alba’s dad is most likely a man, he can join. We’ll kick him in the knees because it’s rude to hit an older man in the stomach. Ya dig?

Want to Date Jessica Alba?

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