Oral Fixation Madness: Hayden Panettiere Loves to Lick

June 27, 2007

Hayden Panettiere Stripper?

What is with Hayden Panettiere? Sure, she’s 17 and is regularly spotted with her tongue hanging out of her mouth, but does she really have an oral fixation? Lets let the pictures do the talking.

Hayden Panettiere Licks a Statue’s Ass

Hayden Panettiere licks statue ass

We’ve all heard of “licking ass” as a new sexual fetish thanks to that show “Sex in the City,” but come on now? Who does that? After polling a series of friends and receiving “that’s gross,” “that’s raunch,” and “she paid me,” I decided the licking ass fetish is best kept under the rug. You know what I’m talkin bout!

Hayden Licks Statue

Hayden Panettiere Licks a Friend’s Boob

Hayden Panettiere licks nipple

Here is an older image of Hayden Panettiere licking one of her friends boobs. You don’t have to be Confucius to figure out where this girl is heading. If you guessed winning the Miss America contest, you’d be wrong. It doesn’t rhyme with Playboy.

Hayden Panettiere breast lick

Hayden Panettiere Licks a Candy Wrapper

Hayden Panettiere licks candy

As a rule of thumb, it’s best to keep 17 year old girls on a short leash because with Myspace, digital cameras, and self-absorbed celebrity gossip bloggers with nothing else to do, they’re going to get made fun of. Or well, in this case, idolized. What some people would do to be that package of candy.

Hayden Panettiere licks candy wrappers

Hayden Panettiere Licks a Batter Beater

Hayden Panettiere licks beater

I would have something witty and comical to say about this, but everybody knows the best part about baking is licking the beater. It’s also the best way to learn that eating raw eggs can make you sick, but that five seconds was worth it. Speaking of five seconds, what’s that white stuff on her nose?

Hayden Panettiere licks beater

Hayden Panettiere Licks the Stanley Cup

Hayden Licks Stanley Cup

Winning the Stanley Cup evokes a lot of pride and joy for a Hockey team, but I’m willing to bet that no hockey player ever felt the urge to lick the cup. Maybe they wanted to cover themselves in chocolate syrup and throw a fondu party with the cup being the center of attention, but they most definitely didn’t lick the cup. These silly teenage girls today will do anything.

Hayden Panettiere licks the stanley cup

{ 30 comments }

jw June 28, 2007 at 9:42 am

until now, I never realized how utterly phallic Lord Stanley’s Cup can be.

Derek Hail June 28, 2007 at 10:12 am

Haha.

BRian June 28, 2007 at 2:23 pm

What she can do is lick my balls!

ryan June 28, 2007 at 4:14 pm

im feeling out of it…..

who the hell is this?

She Can Lick Me Anytime June 28, 2007 at 6:07 pm

yes she can. yougotlinks.com

Wanderer June 28, 2007 at 6:56 pm

To let Ryan know: Hayden Panettiere is mostly famous from the T.V. show Heroes, where she plays a sexy super-powered High school cheerleader. Before that, she was a sexy High school cheerleader who had to move from the suburbs to the ghetto in Bring It On: All Or Nothing. And around that time she also starred as a sexy High Schooler who is a figure skater in Ice Princess. So, Hayden Panettiere is a sexy jailbait chick, who plays sexy jailbait on T.V. and in movies…and me and the majority of the straight guys in the world are looking forward to her becoming legal, in hopes that she’ll do nudity. That, and because, as unlikely as most of us getting to fuck her is, at least when she hits 18, it’ll be just a slight bit more likely.

Gobbstopper June 28, 2007 at 8:54 pm

I would let her lick me anywhere

Steve From Yellowston June 29, 2007 at 4:15 pm

annnnnnnd done….

RAMOOOOONE, GET ME A MOIST TOWLET

Meow Meow Meow! June 29, 2007 at 5:48 pm

Can’t wait till she turns 18.

muffin June 29, 2007 at 6:01 pm

She reminds me of a ex-girlfriend.

Maybe you’ve heard of her, she goes by the handle of Dreamweaver.

Meow.

I'm Over Here Now June 30, 2007 at 3:44 am

Me + her + my yam bag = banana juice….aaagooooo

Pattys ol puddin June 30, 2007 at 7:46 am

I’ll lick your “snore snore snore”

Charlie June 30, 2007 at 1:02 pm

I love to lick my wife’s ass. Oh my god, it’s so hot !
As long as your woman is clean, it’s freaking HOT !!!!

jeff August 29, 2007 at 4:31 pm

Hayden, please come and lick my balls. Fair is fair, I will lick your ass, and any other part of you for as long as you like. email me, we’ll talk.

Redmatrix September 1, 2007 at 3:23 am

In texas, 17 is considered legal for intercourse.

somerandomguy September 8, 2007 at 6:01 pm

Over here in the UK it’s 16.

WHO`S YER DADDY September 20, 2007 at 6:45 am

SHE CAN LICK THE SNOTTY END OF MY FUCKSTICK. I`D BE HAPPY TO LICK HER SWEET LIL PEACH AS WELL.

Rog October 6, 2007 at 12:23 am

In Canada legal intercoarse is 14.. tho i think they may have just resently raised to 16, but i could be wrong

A to the K October 17, 2007 at 4:53 pm

haha i love it

Jason Glover October 31, 2007 at 8:53 pm

I came across a Hayden Panettiere website where they was a picture of her licking the cheek of a female friend. In my opinon, it was definitely the best licking pictue of her so far.

Joe November 1, 2007 at 5:20 pm

yeah i love hayden panettiere shes a great actor on heroes :D deffinatly favourite program on at the moment lol hayden if u read this email me :P

big u know wot November 19, 2007 at 6:10 pm

hayden and my girlfriend together with me behind the camcorder oh please please please hayden call me.

Phil November 20, 2007 at 11:14 am

She can lick my batter beater any day.

darklord November 27, 2007 at 1:01 am

She actually has been actting for around 17 years now most of it on soap operas and commercials. And lets see she loves to lick strange objects and seems to go for older men Hmmmmmm.

Randy December 3, 2007 at 11:13 am

Insert lame joke about my balls and licking here

Joseph Burns December 6, 2007 at 7:08 pm

Nope, in Canada the legal age for sexual consent is fourteen years of age, though the partner needs to be under the age of eighteen. If not, then the age is boosted up to sixteen.

SATAN December 7, 2007 at 5:28 am

FIRST TIME WHEN I SAW HER IN JOE SOMEBODY I WAS LIKE INTRISTING BUT WHEN I LOOK AT HER NOW IM LIKE HOLY SHIT SHE’S HOTTER THEN HELL.

Ob-lok December 12, 2007 at 10:56 pm

Lol Asterisk and mike, i’m gonna steal this chick for my sig!

ano January 1, 2008 at 4:45 pm

you guys are disgusting..Shes pretty yea but your all perverts

jon February 29, 2008 at 11:54 am

ano is right shes pretty but theres no need to be perverted. Respect wimen.

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