Oral Fixation Madness: Hayden Panettiere Loves to Lick

What is with Hayden Panettiere? Sure, she’s 17 and is regularly spotted with her tongue hanging out of her mouth, but does she really have an oral fixation? Lets let the pictures do the talking.

Hayden Panettiere Licks a Statue’s Ass

We’ve all heard of “licking ass” as a new sexual fetish thanks to that show “Sex in the City,” but come on now? Who does that? After polling a series of friends and receiving “that’s gross,” “that’s raunch,” and “she paid me,” I decided the licking ass fetish is best kept under the rug. You know what I’m talkin bout!

Hayden Panettiere Licks a Friend’s Boob

Here is an older image of Hayden Panettiere licking one of her friends boobs. You don’t have to be Confucius to figure out where this girl is heading. If you guessed winning the Miss America contest, you’d be wrong. It doesn’t rhyme with Playboy.

Hayden Panettiere Licks a Candy Wrapper

As a rule of thumb, it’s best to keep 17 year old girls on a short leash because with Myspace, digital cameras, and self-absorbed celebrity gossip bloggers with nothing else to do, they’re going to get made fun of. Or well, in this case, idolized. What some people would do to be that package of candy.

Hayden Panettiere Licks a Batter Beater

I would have something witty and comical to say about this, but everybody knows the best part about baking is licking the beater. It’s also the best way to learn that eating raw eggs can make you sick, but that five seconds was worth it. Speaking of five seconds, what’s that white stuff on her nose?

Hayden Panettiere Licks the Stanley Cup

Winning the Stanley Cup evokes a lot of pride and joy for a Hockey team, but I’m willing to bet that no hockey player ever felt the urge to lick the cup. Maybe they wanted to cover themselves in chocolate syrup and throw a fondu party with the cup being the center of attention, but they most definitely didn’t lick the cup. These silly teenage girls today will do anything.