Britney Spears to Kevin Federline: “I’m Not Divorcing You! I want my family back”

Britney Spears has reportedly attempted to save her marriage to Kevin Federline. According to the National Enquirer magazine, a source said,

“Britney called Kevin and told him ‘I’m not divorcing you! I want my family back!’ “

Even though Kevin had allegedly suspected Britney’s desire to hold the marriage together due to the prolonged divorce, he supposedly wants nothing to do with the walking wardrobe malfunction. According to the Chronicle,

“The conversation grew heated and Kevin said he wasn’t interested in a reconciliation.

“Britney got upset and threatened to drag out the divorce for months until he saw things her way and came back to her.”

I’m pretty sure being shot down by Kevin Federline is the most horrific event imaginable. Sure, there are other things like nuclear bombs and cancer, but this is Kevin Federline. He may as well be cancer. However, at least cancer has a small shot at remission, but sleeping with Kevin Federline lasts for an eternity.

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