Dina Lohan revealed to People magazine that Lindsay Lohan is doing great in Promises rehab centre. So great in fact, she is joining the extended care programme. According to M&C, Dina said,
“I talk to her every day. She’s going to do Promises’ extended care programme.”
The programme, which includes group therapy, is designed to help patients “make the transition from residential alcohol or drug rehab treatment back into their community”.
I’m confused. Why would they want Lindsay to make the transition back into her community? Her community consisted of drugs, alcohol and sluttery. And, to top it off, you don’t need a special program to teach you how to get drunk. Instead, give her a bottle of Jack [Daniels] and give me a camera.