Jake Gyllenhaal is Needy and Demanding

June 25, 2007

Posted in: Jake Gyllenhaal,Reese Witherspoon

Reese Witherspoon

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal have completely ended their short spring fling because Reese lacked the time Jake demanded. According to People,

“Reese was the one who had to do it,” says the source. “She just got out of a divorce and was so concerned with her family, she just didn’t have the time for him and he really demanded that.”

When Reese says, “she didn’t have the time,” I’m sure she really means, “its hard to have an orgasm while wearing a strap-on,” but I’ve always been bad at reading in-between the lines.

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candocando June 27, 2007 at 5:05 am

I have time for Jake…silly Reece

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