Eddie Murphy is the Father

The results of the DNA test for the paternity of Scary Spice aka Melanie Brown’s two month old daughter have allegedly proved Eddie Murphy as the father. According to the Chronicle,

“He’s the baby’s father, it’s official,” says a source close to Brown. “The baby is undoubtedly, 110 percent his.”

The source continued, “There was no doubt in people’s minds anyways, least of all hers. It wasn’t a surprise to her. She knew all along.”

There goes Eddie Murphy’s weekend. It’s hard to party when you’re trying to recount the events of a drunken one-night stand. “Did i put the condom on? I thought women couldn’t get pregnant if they were on top.”