Jennifer Garner: Bikini bottoms, a Paddle, and a Flabby Ass

In Hawaii, Jennifer Garner is pictured attempting to learn to paddle surf. She’s wearing black bikini bottoms and is showing off her flabby ass. However, I don’t mind. She’s Jennifer Garner. I just watched her fight terrorists for four seasons of Alias in the past week, which basically means, she can kick my ass. So, I’ll do myself the service and keep my mouth shut about how she looks.

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