A Pathetic Letter by Paris Hilton Intercepted by the Media

E! obtained a copy of a letter sent from Paris Hilton, while in jail, to one of her fans and it is just as scary as I thought it would be. If the above image isn’t clear enough, it reads,

“I read your letter and just wanted to thank you for your kind words of love and support. The fact that you took time out of your day to write me truly means the world. Especially at such a difficult and scary time in my life. But I am being strong and trying to make the best out of the situation. And the letters I’m receiving really do put a smile on my face as I sit here in my cell, sad and alone. Again, thank you so much and may God bless you and your family. Love always, Paris Hilton.”

Sad and alone? It looks like Paris Hilton is trying to have a pity-party in an orange jumpsuit. She’s the victim. Those nasty police arrested her for breaking the law and subjected her to a short time in the clink. Those bastards. [source]

Note: I will “never” do three Paris Hilton posts in one day EVER again. Just realize this letter was too juicy to pass up.

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