Britney Spears Drinking Again

Despite being released from rehab 90 days ago, Britney Spears was caughht drinking “two Jack [Daniels] and Cokes and an orange-flavored martini” over this past weekend. According to US Weekly,

Sylvie Haines, tells Us Weekly, adding that “her whole visit was pretty low-key and she didn’t seem drunk.”

All Alcoholic’s Anonymous meetings begin with, “I haven’t had a drink in…” Britney Spears failed. Three drinks may be low key to someone who wakes up drinking Vodka out of a baby’s bottle, but she is supposed to be a recovering alcoholic. “I haven’t had a drink in… Three days,” which is when the counselor usually suggests you to rejoin group therapy. Good job alchi!

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