Take a side. Make a decision. For once in your life.

The girls you’re fucking who think you’re so cool when you tell them stuff like that at parties aren’t worth the Venezuelan rubber that condom’s made out of.

Take a side. Figure something out and stand by it.

Change your mind. That’s good. That means you’re learning, but not choosing is taking a side too.

For example: I say to you “Chris, I think you’re a wishy-washy, passive-aggressive dunderhead and you’re better off painting the sky.”

You would probably say “Hey lady, that’s your opinion” even though a rational, logical, person would either offer up some sort of argument as to why he wasn’t, walk away or, better yet, think for a moment and say “You know, you’re right… I’ve been trying so hard to get people to like me that I’m bored with everyone around me because they all smoke pot and listen to dave matthews and talk about… i can’t even remember what they talk about… but… I should really try to figure out who I am and then be ME. Then, I probably wouldn’t get flamed by some crazy woman I don’t even know on some internet gossip site message board…”

And you wouldn’t even realize that each one of those is a side.

You take sides every day. You make decisions every day. You make judgments every day.

You quit trying to get along with everyone and I’ll try to quit antagonizing everyone.

Deal?

There’s nothing in dianetics that’s any more preposterous or ridiculous than the bible, koran or any book with an imaginary friend that causes people to kill each other and treat people who don’t believe in their personal imaginary friend like crap.

At least the idiots in scientology don’t hate women and homos *as much* as the idiot christians, idiot muslims, idiot buddhists. Don’t get me wrong, they hate ‘em, but not quite as much.

Yes, buddhism is too a religion, you hippie. It posits a subjective order to the universe: cause & effect.

Why do you care if someone likes kissing someone of the same sex? Giving a crap what someone else does with his or someone else’s genitals puts you in the same category as a religious zealot.

Oh, and you… you “spiritual” folks. You’re the worst; you won’t even commit to something. You’re so lazy and/or self centered that you MAKE up a way to get close to some imaginary friend.

Come on… Give it up, people. We’ve gone so long with this “deity in the sky” crap. Let’s stop for a while. Just a year, okay? This god stuff is killing us. Please.

After a year of everyone being rational and realizing that killing and torturing people who look different is horrible, then you can all go back to hating yourselves, your women and your hairdresser.

Deal?

As far as adolescent, I was referring to reports that he had issues with rage dating back to high school.