Lindsay Lohan Cancels 21st Birthday Party

Lindsay Lohan, who checked herself into rehab after being charged with driving under the influence, has decidedly canceled her 21st birthday party at Pure nighclub in Las Vegas. According to the Chronicle,

“The party was canceled officially over two weeks ago. We were confused why Pure was even still promoting it.

“But Lindsay will not be having the birthday party at Pure and is focusing on her recovery 100 per cent.”

I’ve never attended rehab for under aged alcoholics, but I’m sure the first rule is “Don’t celebrate your 21st.” The other rule is “Don’t act like a drunk slut.” Now, according to my assessment, Lindsay is 50% recovered. The other 50% has yet to be determined, but I’m sure she’ll only recover 25% of it because she may remain sober, but she’ll always be a slut in my book.

Although they aren’t new, these pictures illustrate my point.

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