Jessica Simpson is Back

I had every intention starting this picture post with an insult torwards Jessica Simpson, but I really can’t find one. Despite her recent spit with John Mayer, she’s back, and she’s hot. This leads me to one very important conclusion. John Mayer destroys women. Not just figuratively, but I imagine he actually pulls out a proton pack and zaps the shit out of them.

After a long few months of  a declining sex appeal, Jessica Simpson is back:

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