Lady or a Tramp: Donald Trump’s Pro-Active Fight Against Party Girls

Donald Trump and Fox are creating a new reality-competition series where they try to mold the typical party-girls into young, well-mannered women, who wear Pearls and know which fork is for what meal. The show is set to be called, “Lady or a Tramp.”

Despite being a reality-series teaching party-girls to mold into young ladies, they plan to show plenty of footage of girls partying. “Girls Gone Wild” step aside, Joe is in Jail, how about, “Girls Gone Tramp.” According to Variety, Donald Trump said,

“We are all sick and tired of the glamorization of these out-of-control young women, so I have taken it upon myself to do something about it. I am creating a real-life version of My Fair Lady with my company Trump Productions. This show is all about getting a second chance and transforming for the better; the idea is genius and the show will be huge.”

Each episode a different girl will be asked to leave the show. While Donald’s famous line “You’re Fired” is catchy, the line for this show could be so much better. Every time a girl is voted off they should stamp “Tramp” in big red letters across the TV screen. It’s perfect.