Britney Spears Flashes her Underwear… Again

While we should be no stranger to a Britney Spears upskirt (she does it daily), it still manages to take the gossip world by storm. Why people are so obsessed with regularly viewing an upskirt from Britney Spears is beyond me, but it is a perfect example of why people watched Fear Factor. “OH, look at that girl. I’d never do that.”

Now, I have never wore a dress (it was only once. I swear), I’m not really too sure how hard it is to protect yourself from an upskirt, but I’m sure the first rule is to close your legs. Close your god damn legs. Or, if you plan on opening them, at least put a note on your crotch letting people know it’s on purpose. Oh and, to further nail down the joke, wear a strap-on. A black strap-on. Then we can all laugh at the white chick with a black dick.

I honestly have no idea how or why this post went from Britney Spears to black strap-ons. Someone spiked the fruit punch.

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