Avril Lavigne in Seventeen Magazine is boring, fully-clothed

What is the point of Seventeen magazine? Do teenie bopper girls really enjoy looking at pictures of female celebrities, fully clothed, in various positions? I mean, I may not be an expert, but when I was seventeen, if the girl wasn’t naked, I was thinking about what she looked like naked. However, I guess I’m not a teenage girl feeling victimized by all my player, pimply-faced boyfriends. Instead, I’m a mid-twenties straight man who writes celebrity gossip all day.

Back to the topic at hand, in these pictures, Avril Lavigne actually looks somewhat sexy. I say somewhat because once again, she isn’t naked and these pictures were targeted for 17 year old girls or 17 year old boys trying to get into a 17 year old girl’s pants. Ah, whatever, look at the pictures already.

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