Christina, Christina, Christina… Find another man

Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman were spotted in NYC celebrating Jordan’s 30th birthday in some of the strangest clothing I have ever witnessed. Christina is wearing stockings, Jordan is wearing jeans under a Hawaian skirt.  If this is what it takes to land a girl like Christina, I’m sure we’ll have thousands of guys lining up outside a costume store tomorrow looking for their grass skirts.

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