Understanding a Lindsay Lohan car crash

During the Memorial Day holiday vacation, if you were away from the internet and the gossip world like I was, you missed the Lindsay Lohan car crash. To sum it up, a young, stupid girl, may or may not have had too much to drink alongside an alleged cocaine addiction, which caused a fantastic car crash. If you would like the full details about Lindsay’s DUI crash, check it out at TMZ.

In the mean time, this retarded little girl checked herself into Promises rehab facility - the same place Britney Spears attended. While I’m sure it’s for sympathy from the authorities, do you think Lindsay Lohan learned her lesson?

If you answered yes to the above question, shame on you! Instead, go check out Lindsay Lohan’s wrecked car.

In the mean time, Svedka has also allegedly backed out of sponsoring Lindsay Lohan’s 21st birthday bash. Worst comes to worst, she can always hit up Party City with a credit card and buy all of her new degenerate friends some Kazoos and party hats.

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