Jessica Alba Needs to be Spanked

Ordinarily when I think about Jessica Alba I imagine a very cultured, well-mannered, sexy girl who is willing to bend over backwards for you (I mean that literally). However, according to the latest reports, Jessica has supposedly claimed that she is a very bad, defiant woman. According to Showbiz, Jessica said,

“I love challenging authority,” the 26-year-old actress tells InStyle in its June issue, on newsstands Friday. “It probably wasn’t easy being my parents. The second somebody says ‘no’ to me is the second I’m going to jump up and say ‘yes!’”

She obviously deserves a spankinig, and I am sorry to say, I have dibs. Unfortunately, my “dibs” were ignored considering I’m a celebrity blogger and Jessica is Maxim’s #2 in the Hot 100. So instead, I’ll discipline this Jessica Alba print-out.

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