Heidi Klum named her boobs “Hans” and “Franz,” which has been an ongoing joke for several years as a tribute to her German heritage, reports The Sun. However, here at DerekHail.com, I decided to do a little digging as to what they mean as per the dictionary.
“HANS” – Head and Neck Support Device – is a safety item compulsory in many car racing sports source
While she isn’t a professional racer, her left breast most certainly can be the “device” that supports my head. If you want a shot… get in line!
“Franz” – Franz is a small lunar crater that is located along the eastern edge of the Sinus Amoris source
This definition is obviously mistaken. We have mountains on our hands here, not craters!
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I’ve got a couple of names for them… but it’s hard to type with all this cream all over my hands…
Haha
You are wrong!! You should have looked for Hans and Frans in German, not in English. Hans is like Henry and Frans is like Frank…They are typical german first names, that´s all!
Actually it’s in reference to an old, old Saturday Night Live skit with ‘Hans and Franz’ a pair of very German weight trainers who would arrive to “Pump You up!” To help all the little girly men get bigger muscles, ya muscles.
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