Heidi Klum names her Boobs

Heidi Klum named her boobs “Hans” and “Franz,” which has been an ongoing joke for several years as a tribute to her German heritage, reports The Sun. However, here at DerekHail.com, I decided to do a little digging as to what they mean as per the dictionary.

“HANS” - Head and Neck Support Device - is a safety item compulsory in many car racing sports source

While she isn’t a professional racer, her left breast most certainly can be the “device” that supports my head. If you want a shot… get in line!

“Franz” - Franz is a small lunar crater that is located along the eastern edge of the Sinus Amoris source

This definition is obviously mistaken. We have mountains on our hands here, not craters!

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