Heidi Klum named her boobs “Hans” and “Franz,” which has been an ongoing joke for several years as a tribute to her German heritage, reports The Sun. However, here at DerekHail.com, I decided to do a little digging as to what they mean as per the dictionary.
“HANS” – Head and Neck Support Device – is a safety item compulsory in many car racing sports source
While she isn’t a professional racer, her left breast most certainly can be the “device” that supports my head. If you want a shot… get in line!
“Franz” – Franz is a small lunar crater that is located along the eastern edge of the Sinus Amoris source
This definition is obviously mistaken. We have mountains on our hands here, not craters!