Charlize Theron is an Attention Whore

Charlize Theron was spotted outside “La Esquina” showing off her curvaceous body to all of the bystanders. According to Page Six,

One bystander asked, “What’s wrong with her?” Another told Page Six, “She was doing that walk for almost five minutes.”

I still don’t understand the problem. Sure, she may have been acting like an attention whore, but it is Charlize Theron. If it were Michelle Rodriguez, I would understand being annoyed, but is is Charlize! I’d be throwing twenties dollars to try and get her to strip naked. Unfortunately, as the police were arresting me for sexual harassment, I don’t even think Charlize would save me. Bitch!