Vanessa Minnillo on the Beach in a Bikini

The bikini pictures today just are never going to stop.

Unfortunately, as a complete surprise, Vanessa Minnillo is not nearly as sexy as I once thought she was. Do you see her in these pictures? She is obviously without make-up and her face just isn’t sexy for a celebrity. However, if she were a normal girl, on a normal beach, I would imagine she would still scream rape when I merely say “Hello.” My life sucks.

Nick Lachey, on the other hand, is obviously a push over. So, while I envision Vanessa screaming rape, Nick would probably splash his mixed drink on me and scratch my eyes out.

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