Vanessa Minnillo on the Beach in a Bikini

May 14, 2007

Vanessa Minnillo Pictures

The bikini pictures today just are never going to stop.

Unfortunately, as a complete surprise, Vanessa Minnillo is not nearly as sexy as I once thought she was. Do you see her in these pictures? She is obviously without make-up and her face just isn’t sexy for a celebrity. However, if she were a normal girl, on a normal beach, I would imagine she would still scream rape when I merely say “Hello.” My life sucks.

Nick Lachey, on the other hand, is obviously a push over. So, while I envision Vanessa screaming rape, Nick would probably splash his mixed drink on me and scratch my eyes out.

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{ 5 comments }

drdisaia May 14, 2007 at 2:47 pm

She just looks tired to me. Maybe one too many.

Derek Hail May 14, 2007 at 4:20 pm

One too many what? Men?

drdisaia May 14, 2007 at 5:09 pm

NO ONE TOO MANY BURGERS CAUSE SHE LOOKS FAT!!!!

drdisaia May 14, 2007 at 5:10 pm

LOOK AT THE FAT GUT, SHE SHOULD LOSE AT LEAST 15 POUNDS!!

drdisaia May 14, 2007 at 5:10 pm

NICK HAS A FAT GUT TOO!!!! MAYBE THEY SHOULD HIT THE GYM TOGETHER!!!

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