Lindsay Lohan has One Shot

There are many one word descriptions that accurately describe the Lohan family and intelligence is not one of them. Dina Lohan, who was working the red carpet for “Entertainment Tonight” for the Georgia Rule premiere, asked Jane Fonda her opinion on working with Lindsay Lohan. According to Page Six, Jane Fonda said,

Fonda - who the witness said seemed “taken aback and appalled not just by Dina being on the carpet but by the questions” - snapped, “If you screw it up now, you don’t get another chance!”

I would imagine giving advice to one of the Lohans would be like trying to to teach a dog to recite Shakespeare. No matter what advice you give it, the blank stare just won’t go away. So, what could one expect from Dina Lohan? Exactly, just throw her a treat and hope she shuts up.

Wow, does Lindsay Lohan actually look sober?

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