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Inmates Threaten Paris Hilton In Between Shanking and Group Showers

May 10, 2007

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Paris Hilton, who has been sentenced to 45 days in prison, has allegedly received death threats from inmates at California’s Century Regional Detention facility, where she is due to serve her time beginning on June 5th, 2007. According to Life and Style, in an exclusive interview, inmates posted the death threats on the socialite’s Myspace. Paris said,

“I’m very scared right now.”

They better not let these “death threats,” keep Paris Hilton out of jail. Because unless they allow laptops and blackberries in jail, I have no idea where or how inmates, who would actually kill someone, would be allowed to peruse the internet on their spare time in between serving chow and shanking someone.

DerekHail.com hopes she isn’t too comfortable, she’s going to be sharing a group shower relatively soon.

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{ 40 comments }

Mike May 10, 2007 at 2:34 pm

HAHA.. poor scared little rich snob. You’re about to get a dose of reality. Enjoy your life lesson!

javis wright May 10, 2007 at 2:40 pm

whats up am javis and i think this is the hotest women ever next to angelina

Popo May 10, 2007 at 2:51 pm

Oh please, this is more Paris publicity. She’s going to a luxury prison where the only “shank” is a cut of lamb. Don’t be a sucker.

Allison May 10, 2007 at 3:13 pm

What a lie. LA County inmates do NOT have access to the internet.

Yo mama May 10, 2007 at 3:18 pm

I can see an episode of “Teh Simple Life”…

anonemouse May 10, 2007 at 3:28 pm

Riiight, because inmates have access to myspace

anononano!! May 10, 2007 at 3:38 pm

ryte not only do they not have access to myspace but paris wont b goin to the same jail as normal ppl do she a celeb. fukin rich ppl get there way nomatter wut!! UGHH I HOPE SHE IZ SCARED!!

PENIX May 10, 2007 at 3:43 pm

Free food, shelter and internet? Jail is starting to sound pretty good.

Me May 10, 2007 at 4:15 pm

She’s going to be in solitary anyway…

Linda May 10, 2007 at 4:23 pm

Sorry, its a load of bull. Prison inmates don’t have internet access.

Jeff May 10, 2007 at 4:39 pm

Ive been to jail. And they had private showers. She will be fine lol

Jeff May 10, 2007 at 4:40 pm

And actually, they do have internet access. I had access while in jail. And prisons and Jails are two different things. Jails are County, Prisons are state. Shes going to Jail. Its a lot nicer and less strict.

Malton May 10, 2007 at 4:56 pm

At least she’s going to get laid daily

saioke May 10, 2007 at 5:01 pm

laid daily? she got laid daily for them porns she made.

Derek Hail May 10, 2007 at 5:50 pm

Daily? that’s a ton.

Sam May 10, 2007 at 5:59 pm

As they say where I grew up, “Fuck her”!

Derek Hail May 10, 2007 at 7:45 pm

Haha.

Ugly American May 10, 2007 at 9:32 pm

The same week Paris got 45 days in general prison for driving on a suspended licence some NBA ’star’ got 20 days in an upgraded private prison because the police had to come to his mansion because he was beating his wife again and he both tested positive for coke and had more of it in his house. THEN he threatoned the witnesses.

He’s appealing because he only got 20 days because he’s BLACK and the judge is obviously RACIST.

ahem.

god May 10, 2007 at 10:38 pm

let her burn :)

Alexandra May 10, 2007 at 11:17 pm

Quit whining and do your time–you earned it.

lollercopter May 10, 2007 at 11:55 pm

lol sucked in queen seramanpthis too bad you didnt get to give birth to that arsehole tammuz!!!

Chaoticfist May 11, 2007 at 12:45 am

Fuck paris!!!!!!!I hope her group showers in prison makes our mundane lives a little better

true north May 11, 2007 at 8:48 am

I’d say Paris is in for a 45 day crash course in eating pussy and being fisted.

John May 11, 2007 at 3:44 pm

you just know some guard is gonna have a camera and they will make their way online. heh

Ma G May 12, 2007 at 2:09 pm

Hey, nice to see you live and kicking.

david May 14, 2007 at 9:58 am

no jail or prison has internet access. so they can pretend to keep posting about it on myspce. um what is myspace? lol that’s for the kiddies so maybe it’s a good thing the youth of today fear something other than school and discilpen

kegzi May 14, 2007 at 10:19 am

Shut up , end of the day paris hilton is fit and any one of you would shag her given half a chance, any man who says otherwise has something wrong with em..yeah shes a stuck up little biiiatch with more money than sense but who cares..given that amount of money and fame we’d all probably act the same.

Sodomizer May 14, 2007 at 11:34 am

Kegzi is right. I would love to bend her over and take her ass anytime. I hope she has lots of fun with the other inmates and perhaps the gaurds could record it :)

Throw Nicole in the mix too for even more fun…

disgusted May 14, 2007 at 12:06 pm

As much as i hate Paris, as much as i’d personally love to shag her, as much as i’d like to hide her from public view, as much as i basically want her to disappear, i hafta ask WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! even if she’s the worlds BIGGEST bitch, you guys are actually HOPING she gets raped and violated?

you guys are actually HOPING that someone RAPES HER and someone videotapes them doing it.

I used to think Paris was sick, now i know who really IS sick.

mac May 14, 2007 at 12:28 pm

well your wrong david. jail and prisons do have internet. i was in wyoming state prison and we had internet and our pc’s in our room. If your a trustee you get alot of special things. County jail had internet also. But we was watched

jason May 14, 2007 at 8:55 pm

i cant believe they started a petition to keep her out of jail. we should start a petition to keep her in jail.
if they let her out, they might as well let all of them out. little cunt. i hope her asshole gets demolished in there. she wants to be a little porn, coke whore, then heres your chance rich fuck toy. now she’ll be doin lines or blood and cum.

jason May 14, 2007 at 8:57 pm

i know you all agree with me and i know your all laughing, and i meant to say lines OF blood and cum.
i sware, this girl gets out of jail, ill pay somebody to snipe her.

Somebody May 14, 2007 at 10:29 pm

I must agree with disgusted, wishing someone to die or get raped so bad only because she is stuck up, obnoxious and not the brightest tool in the shelf doesn’t speak out very well of those persons themselves.

somebody else May 15, 2007 at 1:02 am

Pfft, think of all the girls she’s been an awful rolemodel to. think of all the girls who have been inspired to get on drugs or get plastered and some seedy club and end up raped. She deserves a lot worse than what she’s getting. And for those people saying they think she is “fit” and that any guy would fuck her, your wrong there, I dont think with my dick. She’s an ugly big nosed slut, I wouldn’t touch her with a ten foot pole. I’d feel so dirty after that, like I stuck my dick in a sewer. nooo thanks.

blah May 15, 2007 at 2:30 am

after reading this article i have but one question:

how is it that prison inmates have internet access?? 0_0

Duaner May 15, 2007 at 7:21 am

Have ya seen her ‘porns’…hehheh,who wants to lay that?…unless ur into necrophelia,rotflmao

Motorcycle Guy May 15, 2007 at 8:48 am

Inmates can use myspace? What? I think this is just her fans stirring up trouble.

Scuzzi May 15, 2007 at 10:07 pm

Jail time? If anything it’ll be minimum security. Kind of like a month long vacation from the limelight, kind of what Martha Stewart had. Its a publicity stunt and an cheesy attempt so she doesn’t have to serve her time.

CB June 10, 2007 at 6:25 pm

RANT: If you want to address the real reason that you should feel sorry for PH, feel sorry for her because of the parents she has.

Reekun August 6, 2007 at 3:13 pm

yummy yummy in my tummy the prisoners are gonna eat yo ass :-p

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