Paris Hilton’s Fans Try to Free Paris Hilton from Mandatory Jail Time

May 8, 2007

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Paris Hilton, who has been sentenced to serve 45 days in jail beginning on June 5th, 2007, was fortunate enough to have dedicated fans attempt to exonerate her by sending an open letter and petition to Governor Schwarzenegger. According to Paris Hilton’s Myspace, the fan wrote,

To: The Honorable Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger
State Capitol Building
Sacramento, CA 95814

Dear Governor Schwarzenegger:

Let me first begin by saying that I grew up as a child enjoying all of your wonderful films. You really are the truly great action hero for our time. You are doing a great job in the great state of California.

I would like to bring a matter to your attention that you may or may not already be aware of due to the excessive media coverage this matter has received recently:

Paris Whitney Hilton is 26 year old American celebrity and socialite. She is an heiress to a share of the Hilton Hotel fortune, as well as to the real estate fortune of her father Richard Hilton. She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives. Hilton is notable for her leading roles on the FOX reality series The Simple Life and in the remake of the Vincent Price horror classic “House of Wax”. In addition to her work as an actress, she has achieved some recognition as a model, celebrity spokesperson, singer, and writer.

As most of America now knows, Ms. Hilton was just charged in a Los Angeles court with DUI and sentenced to 45 days in Century Regional Detention Facility in California beginning on or before June 5, 2007.

We, the American public who support Paris, are shocked, dismayed and appalled by how Paris has been the person to be used as an example that Drunk Driving is wrong. I do not support drunk driving or condone a person being spared from DUI charges. Paris should have been sober. But she shouldn’t go to jail, either. As depicted on Friday night’s episode “Nancy Grace” on Headline News (May 4, 2007), countless celebrities have been “slapped on the wrist” for similar incidents recently. Nick Nolte, Mel Gibson, Tracy Morgan, Wynonna Judd, to name a few, were arrested and never did a day in jail after their initial arrests for drunk driving /DUI /DWI charges. Rappers Busta Rhymes and Eve still walk free after both being arrested for the same charges as Ms. Hilton just this past week.

Singer/actress Brandy Norwood’s California Highway accident, although no proof of DUI was evidenced in her accident, resulted in the death of a young wife and mother in California, yet Brandy walks free as of today, never doing any time and a woman is now dead possibly due to her reckless driving.

Yet, Paris Hilton did not hurt, injure, or kill anyone or anything, and yet she must do jail time.

This letter, with all due respect to you, sir, is to ask you to please consider granting a pardon to Paris Hilton for her mistake, or at the very least to advocate for a pardon to be given to Ms. Hilton. Please allow her to her return to her career and life. Everyone makes mistakes. She didn’t hurt or kill anyone, and she has learned her lesson. She is sincere, apologetic, and full of regret for her actions as she explained tearfully to the Judge handling her case in court yesterday. She is distraught and understandably afraid to enter the prison system.

Please save Paris from ending up at the Century Regional Detention Facility in California.

I urge you to think about the welfare of this young woman who will be placed into a facility with murderers, rapists, people who have committed assault, battery, larceny, etc. Paris has made a mortal error and deserves a second chance like so many others in our great nation have been served with after a mistake they have made. In my humble opinion, if the late Former President Gerald Ford could find it in his heart to pardon the late Former President Richard Nixon after his mistake(s), we as compassionate human beings can undeniably support Paris Hilton being pardoned for her honest mistake as well.

I hope and expect that you will understand and please consider granting this unusual but important request in good faith to Ms. Paris Whitney Hilton.

If you merely skimmed the letter, take a chance to go back and reread it. They really did compare Paris Hilton to Richard Nixon. Pathetic.

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{ 58 comments }

Venus May 8, 2007 at 10:07 am

Wow, despite all the media coverage, this person doesn’t have a clue! She’s not going to jail for DUI, but for driving on a suspended license! If he wants people to take him seriously, he really needs to get his facts straight!

drdisaia May 8, 2007 at 10:14 am

I would be surprised if the Governator does anything with this. He is a political animal now.

Derek Hail May 8, 2007 at 11:05 am

Animal.. political animal… same thing

Shannon May 8, 2007 at 3:03 pm

Paris broke the law more than once, If she doesn’t serve her time then I say the whole System is more screwed up than we thought! If she gets off then we should go the whole mile and just stop punishing people for breaking any of the laws. NO MAN SHOULD SERVE TIME! I mean be fair to everyone not just that Ugly crack whore Paris! Lets free all of the people serving time for breaking the law, most of them are innocent anyway right? Especially the really rich and famous ones! I don’t care if I get killed by someone who likes to drive under the influence as long as my killer is Famous and Sexy. He’ll become more famous (and wealthier) and i’ll just be dead (but i’ll be remembered when ever they talk about him on tv or in the news). GOD BLESS AMERICA!

Alan Johnson May 8, 2007 at 3:59 pm

@Derek Hail
so now you’re calling Arnold an animal? Jeez man try to focus. You start by kissing his ass and saying you watched all his movies (like that counts for something) then you insult him.

You are the worst most expendable kind of human being. Your sole purpose in life is to steal oxygen from others. Your sycophantic allegiance to this young lady is sad and tells me that you don’t have anyone you can call a friend so focus on Hilton and try to use her as a substitute.

You will also die alone and still a virgin.

Andrew May 8, 2007 at 4:06 pm

Alan, time to work on that reading comprehension. Derek is the person who reprinted the letter. Take a peek at the first paragraph again.

zarathustra May 8, 2007 at 4:17 pm

@Alan Johnson,

You, sir, are a dolt of the first order. Derek merely posted the hilton-tard’s letter to his site – for us to point & laugh at. Now we’re doing the same to j00…

Hope that helps,

zarathustra.

Angie May 8, 2007 at 4:17 pm

Paris Hilton is pathetic. she thinks that just because she’s rich and pretty she can get away with anything. she also claims that the officer in his line of duty was harassing her… I’m glad she’s going to jail. her shank would be made of lip gloss, (custom made)

Bill May 8, 2007 at 4:18 pm

She is going to jail for blatantly violating her probation, not for DUI. Nobody would get a different sentence. In fact she is getting preferential treatment by being held in a segregated part of the jail.

Now… regarding this ridiculous letter: “She provides hope for young people all over the U.S. and the world” dear god…. provide one example of how this waste of air has provided hope for anybody other than the paparazzi.

Allen May 8, 2007 at 4:41 pm

@Bill

She shows that you can be stupid but pretty and everyone will love you. We really need to work out our priorities.

StinkFist May 8, 2007 at 4:58 pm

Governor Schwarzenegger is firm supporter of the penal system and rehabilitation. This apparently applies (based on the general overtone of his site) to all degrees of ‘law breakers’. If P-Hilton is too retarded to understand the terms of her probation and break the law, she rightly deservers her 45 days – just like anyone else. If Anrnie revokes the sentence, he’s a hypocrite and I’ll take a big steamy dump on each of his films…starting with The Last Action Hero.

I can’t even believe the shit that’s released from this uputty bitches cock slurping gutter of a mouth:

Stating she provides “beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives.”

What a waste of skin.

The Chap May 8, 2007 at 5:55 pm

The thing that kills me is that the writer acts like she’s some saint who was a victim of circumstance. She’s a career party girl who is famous for being rich and… um… I think that’s it, really, not counting her porn “film debut”.

She drove on a suspended license. She was late to court. She’s probably gotten out of so many illegal/altering substance related crimes before that karma just bumped her in the ass finally.

The idiot will go to a white-collar prison, and will be even more “famous” once she writes her amazing experience in a tell-all book. People flock to her and she’s never done anything important in her life. At least PRESIDENT Nixon, good and bad, did things in his life. With his life. There’s no comparison.

It’s sickening to realize there are people who view this waste of flesh and oxygen as a role model.

If I were Arnold, I’d be insulted to have two minutes of my life wasted on that uninformed, sappy letter, and double the jail time. For both Paris and the writer.

Also of note, “House of Wax” was a crappy movie, and not an incentive to free someone from prison time. Hell, triple the sentence just for that “legal” angle.

TZ May 8, 2007 at 6:01 pm

People spending their time for someone who doesn’t deserve it should think about other fights to engage… Aren’t poverty, pollution, human rights more important than a childish dumb promoting superstar ?

The Chap May 8, 2007 at 6:32 pm

Funny thing is, StinkFist.

The person who wrote this (according to her blog), is a guy named Joshua.

A very sad and lonely guy named Joshua.

Truth May 8, 2007 at 7:16 pm

Paris Hilton is guilty of being a talentless, egotistical idiot famous only for spreading her legs and cheapening human value by being of the species. She’s guilty of poisoning culture and humanity and deserves live in a sweat shop making tacky plastic junk for brats like her to dispose of. 45 years would be a better sentence.

David May 8, 2007 at 8:10 pm

It really is such a good letter, well written, sweet talking, and apologetic. But it is just so, so sad that someone is really this compassionate about Paris Hilton.

John May 8, 2007 at 9:08 pm

isnt she going to jail for a probation violation? thats a bit more serious than a simple DUI. if it were just that i think she would just get the slap on the wrist. but she was explicitly told not to do something and had her license suspended for a period of time but she thought she was special and that she could just bat her eyes and get away with it.
while i do think she should go to jail for the 45days i also dont think she should be in the same block with real murders and all that cause of the nature of her crime she isnt a real immediate dnager to someone and she would get torn apart if she was attacked. like her or hate her i wouldnt wish anyone get attacked in jail.

Joey May 8, 2007 at 10:06 pm

Last time I checked, Paris Hilton said she doesn’t read her own mail. “People do that for me,” she said. Well it’s about time she learned a damn lesson and lived the normal persons life for a short bit. She should not only serve her sentence fully, but serve it in Compton instead of Lynwood.

blah May 9, 2007 at 1:16 am

Better sign petition :

Dont let her out !

:d

Dick Raymond May 9, 2007 at 2:48 am

WTF hahahaa ha ha ha WTF!

Shelly May 9, 2007 at 4:39 am

She’s so stupid that she doesn’t even understand why she has to serve time! It’s like she’s surrounded by morons. Her “friend” is a moron…..none of them can see how she broke the law and why she’s getting what she deserves. She’s been in trouble with the law several times before……and really when you look at it this is still just a slap on the wrist! She’s going to get special treatment and she’s going to have protection in the detention center. It doesn’t even sound like a real punishment, I wouldn’t trade places with her, but if I got that kind of sentence i’d accept it rather than making myself look like a bigger fool by crying about it and trying to fight it. She’d get more respect if she just quietly did the time and got that over with. For her to go to court late and then Deny that she did anything wrong, But turn around and say she was sorry…….sorry for what? How is she sorry when she won’t admit that she did anything wrong? Knowing the details of this case and knowing the law, Why would a good lawyer allow their client to go in a screw themselves like that? She was supposed to take classes and stuff and she didn’t sign up for them, She didn’t try to do anything to show that she was willing to work with the courts. She deserves prison time (for this and other crimes)! When she breaks the law again and gets that Prison time then she should cry..I’ll cry with her (They’ll be tears of joy….but hey)

TH0TH May 9, 2007 at 9:33 am

Well… can we not make a petition to perhaps extend her sentence, or possibly put her in a forced labour camp, that’d be entertaining. ;)

Grandma on the MIC May 9, 2007 at 10:08 am

What a homo, really who cares about Paris. Shes dumb, really really dumb. Even if that letter worked and she got out of the jail time, do you really think that rich good for nothing twig would even thank the horrible writer? nope.

PostPwned May 9, 2007 at 11:36 am

Paris Hilton is the epitome of a whore. Its just a matter of time before she shaves her head.

hahahahahaha May 9, 2007 at 1:29 pm

k whoever wrote this is seriously f*cked. She needs to be taught a lesson and im really glad she’s going to jail. Just coz she’s celebrity doesn’t mean she doesnt face the same consequences. She’s a normal human being just like us and should be following the same rules. I’m really glad she’s going to jail and someone had actually stepped up to her. HAH!

Kevin May 9, 2007 at 1:57 pm

I am touched. This is a beautifully written and well thought-out proposal. The Honorable Governor Swartznigger will positively pardon Miz Hilton for this letter’s sake alone. Ya’ll are just jealous. Paris is a brilliant and thoughtful young lady, and arguably our the best role-model for young adults everywhere (now that Anna Nicole is dead, may the lord embrace her soul).

Mrs Smith May 9, 2007 at 2:50 pm

Kevin, I’m sorry but you really need to get a life. No-one with half a brain would consider either of these two as role-models. I have a young daughter and these two ladies are NOT the who I want my daughter to fashion herself after. Hopefully my daughter will grow up with a little more respect for herself than these young ladies had. They deserve our sympathy, not our respect. If you think otherwise then maybe you should take a closer look at your own life. By the tone of your comment, I almost have to wonder if you are not the one who wrote the original letter. I hope so I hope there’s not more than one poor soul out there who sees these ladies as anything more than what they are. Cheap and tawdry. If you aren’t big enough to take responsibility of your own actions, then all the money in the world couldn’t buy you the self-respect you need to be a better person. Why not put your hero-worship to someone who truly deserves it? I bet there are quite a few in your own town.

Katera May 9, 2007 at 3:00 pm

I can’t believe that someone actually sat down and wrote a letter like this on her behalf. That rich good for nothing slut thinks she is above the law. She is not a role model for anybody unless its slutsrus. She is not even pretty she looks like a drunk. The person that wrote that letter needs help. How can you compare this trash to anybody? She won’t do a minute of that sentence because mummy & daddy will buy her out of it, and she will continue to turn her nose up at the law.

maryann May 9, 2007 at 3:34 pm

acting stupid is what got her the jail time. if she was remorseful and did all requirements and not drive she wouldnt be in this mess, considering she can afford a driver only makes it worse, why should she be treated any better then anyone else, if it was me(no prior record) i’d be in the pokey without the 30 days to get ready she should do her responsabilty because she wasnt behaving responsable before do the crime do the time even pretty paris.

Zach May 9, 2007 at 4:25 pm

Most of that is copied from wikipedia anyway.

Jay May 9, 2007 at 4:56 pm

Wow I would like to think that this letter to Arnold is a prank, because it’s damn pathetic if the person meant it. Most of us would think of Paris as simply a rich girl who knows nothing about life because it has been handed to her, and she doesn’t have to earn anything, unlike most of us. She violated the law, she deserves jail time. Enough said. She’s lucky to be put into a higher-class jail, and how I would love to see her in an actual prison. God help her and whoever wrote that letter.

Kathy Ellison May 9, 2007 at 5:25 pm

If Paris is not forced to spend her 45 days in jail, they’ll have to free thousands of other people who were arrested and sentenced for the same thing. Her wealth is not a Get Out Of Jail Free Card. And by the way…our lives are not mundane, dull, nor ugly.

Michelle May 9, 2007 at 5:27 pm

Paris Hilton is a spoiled brat!! She should do her time in jail…she is so full of crap saying she didn’t know she wasn’t supposed to drive. She broke the law and now she needs to do the time. I am so tired of her whining it is so pathetic. She thinks she should be able to do what she wants just becase she is Paris Hilton….who cares!!! For once in your life act like an adult and take the consequences for her actions. She is such a pathetic “little princess”. Grow up Paris you are not better than anyone else out there…and by the way…she is so NOT HOT.

inga pelzman May 9, 2007 at 5:34 pm

she is an idiot my who does she think she is she desers jail time

Juan Felipe Rubio May 9, 2007 at 7:20 pm

I agree Paris shouldn’t do the 45 days. She should do life sentence for being so unhumanly stupid.

Ingleman Z May 9, 2007 at 8:04 pm

Don’t forget the fact that she was late to own hearing. The Judge really loved her for that!

Nick May 9, 2007 at 9:53 pm

I just threw up a little when I read that, wow get a life throw the little brat in JAIL like the rest of us would be if we did the same thing. F THAT

FukkYoCouch May 9, 2007 at 10:22 pm

i think that, that hilton bitch should get a 1 week in jail extra per letter that is sent from each fan, i hope she gets stabbed to death while in jail, and anyone who is a fan of paris hilton should kill themselves or be brutalized.

sephim May 9, 2007 at 10:56 pm

Just a pity she wasn’t sent to jail in Texas. Seriously, how many letters to George W. Bush would there be to “accidentally” get Paris’ paperwork mixed up with somebody due to be executed?

C’mon George, do something right for once.

KMAParis May 11, 2007 at 10:14 am

WHY WHY WHY does this air headed, elitist TRAMP have fans?
Those people must live pathetic, soap opera drama filled lives. Do something useful with your time like volunteer work instead of wasting time trying to rescue this little useless piece of trash….WOULD YA?

Perez May 11, 2007 at 10:49 am

paris hilton was only driving because it was an emergency she should be pardoned. paris needed to go to the store to purchase some vagisil medicated wipes which she had just seen a commercial for while taking a dump. Her vagina has been severly irratated recently and she scratched at it for hours and hours until it started bleeding and she couldnt take the pain anymore. she says the itch is not from her many many many stds, which she says she has learned to cope with. rather she believes the itch it the result of wiping her smelly ass in the direction of her even smellier vagina, which gets poopies all over and inside of her rank tacco. ewwww

Cody May 11, 2007 at 12:43 pm

would paris care if this freak went to jail?

Perez May 11, 2007 at 1:19 pm

paris hilton has a chunky, greenish, yellowly substance leaking out of her vagina. it would be unsanitary to the other prisoners to have her share a prison with them. paris’s should not have to serve 45 days in jail but rather remain on her knees in the mens bathroom at yankee stadium and after anyone takes a shit she should have to clean the shitter with her tounge and the clean the asshole of the the shit taker with her tounge as well.

Matt May 11, 2007 at 1:33 pm

This is unbelievable…people actually think like this? Paris Hilton is one of the least-deserving pardon candidates I have ever seen. I’d like to know what Paris’ reaction to this letter is, because if somebody wrote this letter on my behalf, i’d be pissed, because this letter is proof that she deserves to be in prison. Let’s see where the letter was questionable: 1-Arnold Schwarzenegger hardly has wonderful films. He may be a great action hero, but that’s not saying much. 2-If someone is provided hope by Paris Hilton, they probably need to check themselves. Personally, Paris Hilton provides reason to question society and the meaning of existence. Seriously, though…if someone as dim-witted and princess-y as her can be respected and adored, we’ve got huge problems. 3-She deserves to go to jail, because she did more than just get a DUI (which in itself is bad enough), she ignored the terms of her parole, and seemed to think that she was above the law, as she probably has been before. And then she tried to claim that it wasn;t her fault for being ignorant…and actually I agree with her. It is the fault of everyone who ever let her be ignorant growing up. I’d rather be poor and enlightened than rich and ignorant.

Mike May 11, 2007 at 4:37 pm

LET HER ROT IN JAIL THE SKANK BITCH

don May 11, 2007 at 8:34 pm

I agree. Whoever wrote this letter is pretty much as dumb as paris hilton. I’m not exactly sure to whom and for what paris gives hope, but I sure know that for the majority of us she represents all that is wrong with fame. The author wants paris to return her career, which as far as I can tell from her coverage is drinking and driving while being unsuccessful at pretty much everything else because she has no education or ability whatsoever. She deserves no more of my breath.

roy May 12, 2007 at 9:58 pm

The judge was very lenient towards Paris, she should have been sent to the gallows. She’s just a waste of time

The Dude May 13, 2007 at 3:24 am

Where does this guy get off saying taht Paris shouldn’t go to jail. Lets look at a few things shall we?

1. She was 20 mins late for court. It doesn’t matter celebrity or not if you are late the judge tends to look down on this.

2. On her way into the court room Paris was posing for pictures. Do I really need to explain how dumb this is?

3. In the court room she wasn’t even paying attention to what the judge was saying. she was just looking dumb as she usually does, and talking to a friend quietly.

4. Outside the court room she was saying the sentence was unfair and “unwanted” Of course its unwanted, no one wants to go to jail. From what I hear now she is seeking a pardon from AH-NOLD. If he gives it to her he might as well pardon everyone else in jail. what ever happened to “Do the crime, do the time”?

Truth be told if Paris Hilton showed up on time, didn’t pose for pictures outside the court room, Paid attention to what the judge had to say tentatively then she probably would have gotten a slap on the wrist and some community service (She probably would have appealled that as well) but she didn’t.

Tom Arnold wants her to go to rehab and if she fails that (like her music career) then she should go to jail. I don’t think the judge is making an example of her. All this has been is “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH I broke the law and my probation and now I have to go to jail but I don’t wanna WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH” Fuck Paris Hilton and the hell with anyone who thinks she is being treated “unfairly”

Biggy Johnson May 13, 2007 at 3:45 am

i stuck my wang in paris and it fell off afterwards

roy May 13, 2007 at 11:05 am

Let Paris come to Africa, i have a dozen guys with 15 inch dicks waiting to fuck the shit out of her. She better come with a walking stick ’cause she’ll need it when going back home. Fuck that bicth, sorry , high class whore…

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