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Paris Hilton goes to Jail

May 4, 2007

Paris hilton Jail

Paris Hilton has been sentenced to serve 45 days in jail for violating her parole beginning on June 5th, 2007. Judge Michael T. Sawyer denied Paris Hilton work release or an alternative electronic monitoring solution. According to TMZ,

The judge called out her rep Elliot Mintz in court, describing his testimony as “completely worthless.” He also told Paris that he did not believe that she was unaware of her license suspension, adding that she had paperwork in her car stating that her license was suspended.

While most people fear of being raped in jail, Paris Hilton will be fine. Even convicts don’t want the herp!

And as I said earlier… Spiderman did not save Paris Hilton. He was too busy creating a shitty movie.

Update – She will be serving her 45 day jail sentence at Century Regional Detention Facility and if she fails to show up at the required date of June 5th, 2007, her sentence will be doubled.

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{ 5 comments }

GossipMonger May 4, 2007 at 11:40 pm

I love it, I love it, I love it. But you must know that Billy Hollywood was at the court house today and he made a quick call to someone the second he heard the news. I bet it was Mario, (or as most of you know him . ..Perez)Anyway, even Mario can’t stop her disease riddled body from going to the clink.

Monkey May 4, 2007 at 11:41 pm

Un, let’s call you Mr. Mongerer or mongrel, or whatever your nname is. Do u seriosuly think she will spend even one night in jail?

Monkey May 4, 2007 at 11:45 pm

Hey thanks for that speedmonkey. I’ll take it as a compliment considering you are a monkey and can’t even speak.

emma May 5, 2007 at 5:09 am

So Parasite is going to jail how long before her jail sex tape is released? OH am I being bitchy? EFFF her.

troy May 15, 2007 at 2:18 pm

Paris Hilton is a stupid spoiled whore. She represents what we want our children, especially our daughters on how not to behave in our society. She is famous for partying and being rich. This is a girl who could not relate or hold a conversation with 99% of the American population along with the rest of the world. Everything she has and everything she knows has not only been bought but given to her. She truley is a waste of media attention and this whole driving on a suspended liscense, come on, everyone else got the same treatment. You get caught, you fucked up, you pay the price. Tell that rich bitch to man up and do her time. The short period of incarcaration might actually give her some character. I doubt it, but if it doesn’t kill you it makes you stronger.

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