Roseanne to Replace Rosie O’Donnell in The View

Rosie O’Donnell, who recently announced her resignation from the show, The View, due to an inability to agree on contract terms, is supposedly being replaced by Roseanne Barr. Even though Roseanne Bar’s rep denies that she has been approached, I would imagine the career qualifications for hosting The View are the following:

• Fat (3 -5 years experience)
• Obnoxious (10 or more years experience)
• Annoying (your voice has to make people cringe)
• Ugly (ugly enough to make children cry)

Did I miss anything? [source]

Donald Trump Destroys Rosie O’donnell
Donald Trump to Rosie O’donnell: You’re a very unattractive woman