Paris Hilton Autopsy created to Warn Teenagers, the sexually active

Capla Kesting Fine Art is displaying an autopsied Paris Hilton with hopes to warn people of the dangers of under-age drinking. Unfortunately, their terrible attempt at a public service announcement will go unheard because the teenage girls that plan on drinking, are probably already drunk because their older, more mature, boyfriends spiked their juice box. Moving on, according to Capla Kesting Fine Art, the unglamourous display should prove to be beneficial in the campaign to rescue women of youth.

“The Paris Hilton Autopsy” offers a cadaveric nude Paris Hilton, laid out with twisted body and opened abdominal cavity on a coroner’s table, while her cell phone remains in her grip. The ‘unglamorous’ display which includes support material from anti-drunk driving organizations counters “the disturbingly glamorized trend of Hollywood’s ‘girls gone wild’,” according to gallery director, David Kesting.

The real problem isn’t the alcohol. Although Paris was convicted of a DUI, the real problem is what is going to happen to these poor teenage girls when they’re drunk. They may wake up 6 months later on Valtrex, which might even be worse than alcoholism. Because once you realized you have the Herp, the only thing left to do is drink, in my opinion!

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