New Britney Spears Cowgirl Pictures

Given the miserable rainy weather in New York, I’m feeling rather depressed. If it were nice out, I would be praising Britney Spears for losing all of that excess weight and complimenting her on her journey to becoming hot again, but as I said before, it’s raining.

Why is it that a woman’s weight fluctuates so drastically over a few months? I’ve been stuffing shit down my throat for the past five years and I still can’t seem to gain a pound. Yet, if a girl eats a cheeseburger, her thighs start jiggling in about three hours. It just doesn’t make sense.

If anyone could help enlighten me as to why this happens, I would be greatly appreciative. I would talk to women myself, but I sit on the computer all day and my mother stopped talking to me because she got tired of trying to slide my food under the door.

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