Lindsay Lohan Exposes Cleavage

Today is the absolutely the slowest day I have ever seen in the celebrity gossip world. Not only is there nothing to write about, but I am completely uninspired to write about anything. However, thankfully, Drunken Stepfather had a recommendation. He said,

write about your dick
that’s how i get inspired
i just gave you my secret

Now, is there a better way to begin writing about my dick other than staring at Lindsay Lohan’s breasts? Probably, but I would think it would be a little crude to take a picture of it and post it on the internet. Plus, since I’m packing maybe an inch or two, it would be pretty damn embarassing. How could you respect a man who objectifies women but only has a 2″ penis? Why do you think Ron Jeremy gropes women? 12 inches my friend, 12 inches.

Now, back to Lindsay Lohan’s Boobs, because that is what this website is about. Women, Breasts, and Gossip. My dick doesn’t fit into any of those categories because most countries would consider it rape.

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