Girls Gone Wild bunked with a Convicted Cop Killer

Joe Francis, the creator of “Girls Gone Wild,” has plead guilty to contempt and has been serving time in jail awaiting his full arraignment, which is taking place today. However, the short-term jail stint has been nothing short of anxiety inducing for Joe these past few days. According to TMZ,

He is isolated in a cold cell with only a towel and a blanket to keep him warm. And the poor, poor multimillionaire’s plight is being exacerbated by his jail ward-mate, Robert Bailey, who has been sentenced to die for killing a police officer. Bailey, according to Aaron Dyer, Francis’ lawyer, “would sit there and yell, ‘Girls Gone Wild! Joe Francis! Whoo!”

Last week, said Dyer, Francis missed the medication cart and “went into a full-blown anxiety attack.”

A convicted cop-killer sentenced to death? Joe must be paying this dude a lot of money to maintain his anal virginity in prison. Y’see, Joe may be a celebrity, but when you’re dealing with someone who is sentenced to walk the plank, I’m sure the only thing they’re thinking about is either tits or money. Joe has both. He’s screwed.