Would you pay $2 Million to see Jennifer Lopez perform privately?

Russian Tycoon, Andrei Melnichenko, is paying Jennifer Lopez $50,000 a minute, or in total, $1.2 million + $800,000 in expenses, to perform a private birthday party for his wife and 60 guests. According to MSNBC,

“Andrei and Aleksandra are both very great fans of J. Lo, so Andrei put the call in and personally put the offer to [Lopez,]” a source told London’s Daily Mail. “She accepted immediately. She will sing for about 40 minutes — not bad money for the work.”

$2 million? For what? Does Jennifer Lopez even sing anymore? The last I saw her, she was some scrub cleaning up after people in some shitty ass hotel. If this private performance doesn’t include a lap-dance for every guest, Andrei got jacked.