Popularity isn’t the only thing Britney Spears is losing

If a waning reputation was bad enough, it appears, ever since Britney Spears has left rehab, her boobs have been dramatically decreasing in size. According to the Daily Mail, they allege the above photos illustrate the extreme decrease in size of Britney Spears’s breasts. Although I may not agree, I would imagine it is absolutely terrible for a woman to wake up and realize her breasts have shrank. I know if I woke up and my penis was three inches smaller, I’d be on the phone in about three seconds looking for surgery.