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Popularity isn’t the only thing Britney Spears is losing

April 19, 2007

Britney Spears

If a waning reputation was bad enough, it appears, ever since Britney Spears has left rehab, her boobs have been dramatically decreasing in size. According to the Daily Mail, they allege the above photos illustrate the extreme decrease in size of Britney Spears’s breasts. Although I may not agree, I would imagine it is absolutely terrible for a woman to wake up and realize her breasts have shrank. I know if I woke up and my penis was three inches smaller, I’d be on the phone in about three seconds looking for surgery.

{ 4 comments }

ellen April 20, 2007 at 1:32 am

She looks better with smaller boobies. The larger ones just didnt set well on her frame and made her look sloppy and slouchy.

drdisaia April 21, 2007 at 11:39 am

She lost weight and her breasts lost as well. This is pretty common. Kinda shoots holes in the old implant story though.

Derek Hail April 21, 2007 at 1:36 pm

Thats unfortunate. I could have swore they were fake!

Jbo April 23, 2007 at 5:32 pm

AHhh, DUH – usually after women stop breastfeeding, their boobs decrease in size – sometimes smaller than what they originally were. BIG DEAL!

Along with her boobs obviously shrinking is her brain!!!

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