Lindsay Lohan Needs a Fill, a sexual relationship

If it comes as any surprise, Lindsay Lohan allegedly admitted to craving sex while in rehab in January for an alcohol problem. According to Female First, Lindsay told Allure Magazine,

“I’m a sexual person – everyone is, I think. And once a month I’m a McDonald’s person. Everything in moderation.”

Lindsay Lohan likes sex? Other than the fact that she has been associated with nearly 75 million men, showed her jank on Nickelodeon, and has leaky vagina water pipes, what makes her a sexual person? I just don’t see it.